I haven’t posted any confessions in two weeks, because I haven’t recieved any!!

So, y’know, send me stuff. Plzkthx.

Caption: “I have a crush on Dr. Hutchinson.”

Show: Rocko’s Modern Life

Referenced: Rocko’s Modern Life character Doctor Paula Hutchinson, who had many different professions throughout the show but eventually married Filbert and they had four babies together from one egg (one of which looked like Heffer, heh).

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Caption: “I think Mr. Krabs is the worst character on the show, despite how many different ways he’s written to fit an episode description. He’s pretty sexist and has such a disgusting personality and personal code of conduct.”

Show: Spongebob Squarepants

Referenced: Mr. Krabs from Spongebob Squarepants.

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Caption: “This episode completely disgusts me. Especially all the scenes with Cat and the boys.”

Show: Victorious

Referenced: Victorious episode “Survival of the Hottest”

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Caption: “I hope Mr. Dink, in some way, showed people that ‘expensive’ doesn’t always mean ‘better.’”

Show: Doug

Referenced: Mr. Dink was known for buying “very expensive!” things, designed to make tough jobs easy. Almost every time Mr. Dink showed off his very expensive gadget, it would break or malfunction to some extent.

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Caption: “I can’t believe all the dirty jokes and references that are in just 1 episode Rocko! I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH MORE NOW THAT I’M OLDER.”

Show: Rocko’s Modern Life

Referenced: How much stuff “got through” the more-lenient censors ten years ago, that make you look back now in amazement :-P

(Yes, this screencap is from an actual episode. In the same part of the episode where Rocko is looking for a job, he also gives a tattoo to a rhinoceros named Mr. Horny.)

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Caption: “’Celebrity’ and ‘Lifelike’ dolls will never NOT be creepy to me. Sorry, Victoria.”

Show: Victorious

Referenced: The new Tori Vega, “Victorious”-themed dolls. Some people find dolls of all types creepy.

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Caption: “It is impossible for me to watch “Josh Is Done” without crying. I think it’s pretty much one of the best episodes ever written on all of Nickelodeon.”

Show: Drake & Josh

Referenced: The Drake & Josh episode “Josh Is Done,” where Josh gets tired of putting up with Drake and cuts him off from his life, only for the guys to eventually realize how much they need each other.

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Caption: “This might be crazy, but I’ve always shipped Spongebob/Patrick, Squidward/Squilliam and Mr. Krabs/Plankton. I don’t ship anyone else together on the show. I think I’m the only one who sees the show as nothing but slash sometimes.”

Show: Spongebob Squarepants

Referenced: Slashy couples in Spongebob Squarepants

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Caption: “All my friends thought Candace was such a total bitch on U Pick Live.”

Show: U-Pick Live

Referenced: Actress/model Candace Bailey, now host of G4’s “Attack of the Show”

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Caption: “I wish “The Jungle Movie” could’ve been made. Sometimes I have hope it still has a chance, somehow.”

Show: Hey Arnold!

Referenced: Hey Arnold! ended with an hour-long episode special called ‘The Journal,’ and it was supposed to be the lead in to a movie (the second movie for the series) that was dubbed “The Jungle Movie.” Unfortunately, the movie was never made after some disagreements came about with creator Craig Bartlett and Nickelodeon. However, there are still some people/groups out there that want to still try and get the movie made!!

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Caption: “I wish everything was the color of Ariana Grande’s hair.”

Referenced: Actress/singer Ariana Grande’s velvet-red hair.

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